Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted to Sushi!
By V Udasco

It’s official. You know you’re addicted to sushi when…

10. All you can think of during the Superbowl is, “What are they going to DO with all that wasabi?! They should move those chips away to make room for the sushi!”

9. Your friend wants to show you his rare fish collection and all you can think about is how close they are to sushi grade and if you should cut against the grain of the fillet.

8. You attribute every ache and pain to the obvious…has to be mercury poisoning! And you should be able to miss work on Monday (a la Jeremy Piven), right?!

7. Your doctor has to explain your blood pressure results in terms of “the red cap” and “the green cap” bottles.

6. Instead of a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, you’re convinced it’s a roll…a free, never-ending, always changing rainbow roll.

5. When you catch a cold, you head to your favorite sushi bar for treatment: wasabi nose flush.

4. You’ve eaten so much wasabi you are now immune to it and have to add rooster sauce to “spice it up”

3. Sure, you love eel, fish roe and octopus now…but a couple of years ago you wouldn’t touch nori with a ten foot pole if your life depended on it!

2. Ginger stopped tasting like Irish Spring. Not only do you finish yours now, you ask everyone else, “Are you gonna finish that?”

And…..

1. Your local sushi bar either let you name a roll or they have already named one after you…and they didn’t have to ask your name to do it!

The Cure: There isn’t one. Enjoy sushi, enjoy life.

“Too much of a good thing is wonderful” – Mae West

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Matsu Catering is a Sushi and Japanese cuisine caterer serving San Diego and Orange counties.

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